You've always really liked beer, but it's been a pretty one-sided relationship. That's just because beer didn't have an adorable little face you could stare into, and it wasn't very cuddly! No longer! Cuddle your beer and drink it too. (Or well, you can't actually drink THIS beer, but if you get a regular beer and pair it with this beer then you can do both. Good luck.)
10 x 7 x 7 inches