{"product_id":"my-chill-demeanor-magnet","title":"My Chill Demeanor Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou seem so calm. So peaceful. So unlikely to start flipping a table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe My Chill Demeanor Magnet features a bird giving some serious side-eye alongside the words \"My Chill Demeanor hides a startling amount of naked rage.\" And honestly? Same, little bird. Same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSure, you're smiling politely while Karen explains why she's upset about something that has absolutely nothing to do with you. But internally? You're screaming, throwing furniture, and mentally composing a resignation letter filled entirely with profanity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick this delightfully passive-aggressive magnet on your fridge, filing cabinet, or anywhere you need to remind people that your calm exterior is doing a LOT of heavy lifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for sarcastic coworkers, introverts, customer service survivors, and anyone whose resting face says \"I'm fine\" while their brain says \"I WILL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 2.125\" x 3.125\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mincing Mockingbird","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48094215209121,"sku":"210000120432","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/mincing-mockingbird-magnets-stickers-my-chill-demeanor-magnet-funny-gag-gifts-1267073952.jpg?v=1794436057","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/my-chill-demeanor-magnet","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}