{"product_id":"nature-scream-opossum-christmas-holiday-card","title":"Nature Scream Opossum Christmas Holiday Card","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eForget peace on Earth. These possums have a different holiday message: LET HEAVEN AND NATURE SCREAM!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis hilariously unhinged Christmas card features a whole gang of screaming opossums surrounded by festive pinecones and greenery. It's a wonderfully chaotic twist on a classic Christmas carol, perfect for anyone whose holiday spirit is somewhere between \"Joy to the World\" and \"I've had enough.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSend it to your weirdest friend, your favorite fellow holiday survivor, or anyone who appreciates a little woodland chaos with their Christmas cheer. With a blank interior, there's plenty of room for your own heartfelt holiday wishes—or a good old-fashioned seasonal meltdown.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA2 greeting card: 4.5\" x 5.25\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncludes coordinating envelope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures screaming opossums and the phrase \"Let Heaven and Nature Scream\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes the most wonderful time of the year makes you want to scream into the woods.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Party of One","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47905808023713,"sku":"210000119606","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/party-of-one-greeting-cards-nature-scream-opossum-christmas-holiday-card-funny-gag-gifts-1267292080.webp?v=1794601270","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/nature-scream-opossum-christmas-holiday-card","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}