{"product_id":"oh-my-god-damn-magnet","title":"Oh my GOD DAMN! Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eCOCK-A-DOODLE-GOD DAMN! Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the chicken coop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Oh My GOD DAMN! Magnet features one seriously pissed-off rooster crowing like he's just discovered the price of eggs. He's loud, he's angry, and he has absolutely no intention of keeping his opinions to himself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick this foul-mouthed feathered menace on your fridge, filing cabinet, or any magnetic surface that could use a little more unnecessary outrage. It's the perfect way to express your feelings when the coffee runs out, someone eats your leftovers, or life decides to be a complete pain in the ass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for chicken lovers, profanity enthusiasts, sarcastic coworkers, and anyone whose default reaction to minor inconveniences is screaming into the void.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes \"cock-a-doodle-doo\" just doesn't adequately express the situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 2.125\" x 3.125\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mincing Mockingbird","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48094217109665,"sku":"210000120431","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/mincing-mockingbird-magnets-stickers-oh-my-god-damn-magnet-funny-gag-gifts-1267073954.jpg?v=1794435997","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/oh-my-god-damn-magnet","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}