{"product_id":"overstimulated-survival-button","title":"Overstimulated Survival Button","description":"\u003cp\u003eTOO MANY PEOPLE. TOO MANY NOISES. NOT ENOUGH PERSONAL SPACE. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen the world gets a little too overwhelming, let the Overstimulated Survival Button do the talking! This hilarious little emergency button announces your desperate need for peace and quiet with phrases like \"Stay away, I'm overstimulated!\" and \"Back away slowly.\" Because apparently glaring at people isn't a universally understood form of communication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for chaotic offices, crowded family gatherings, or anyone whose social battery is permanently hovering around 2%. Just press the button and let everyone know you're approximately one minor inconvenience away from retreating into a blanket fort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasures approximately 6 cm x 6 cm x 2 cm.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Boxer Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47963086553249,"sku":"210000119833","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/boxer-gifts-funny-novelties-overstimulated-survival-button-funny-gag-gifts-1261601098.jpg?v=1791563302","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/overstimulated-survival-button","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}