Overthinkers Gum

I bet this gum would be a funny gift for Sarah.  But would she be offended that I think she overthinks things?  But if she really gets that offended over such a little thing, maybe I shouldn't be friends with her in the first place.  Then I shouldn't care if it might offend her, right?  But what if I shouldn't get her a gift at all because we aren't good enough friends?  Dang, this is stressing me out, I wish I had some gum to chew on.

8 pieces of cinnamon-flavored gum