{"product_id":"people-weary-me-doll-magnet","title":"People Weary Me Doll Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou know what sounds nice? A quiet room, a locked door, and absolutely nobody asking you a stupid question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe People Weary Me Magnet features an unsettling close-up of a cracked, battered doll face with piercing blue eyes and the words \"People weary me.\" And judging by the condition of this poor doll, she's been working customer service for approximately 300 years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe's tired. She's emotionally exhausted. Her face is literally falling apart. And if one more person tells her to smile, there's going to be an incident.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick this gloriously creepy little magnet on your fridge, filing cabinet, or anywhere you need to silently communicate that your social battery died sometime last Tuesday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for introverts, antisocial besties, exhausted coworkers, and anyone who's ever canceled plans and immediately felt their will to live return.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes it's not Monday. It's just people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 3.125\" x 2.125\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mincing Mockingbird","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48094211801249,"sku":"210000120436","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/mincing-mockingbird-magnets-stickers-people-weary-me-doll-magnet-funny-gag-gifts-1267073950.jpg?v=1794436117","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/people-weary-me-doll-magnet","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}