{"product_id":"pew-pew-madafuckas-rubber-duck","title":"\"Pew Pew Madafuckas \" Rubber Duck","description":"\u003cp\u003ePEW PEW, MADAFUCKAS! This duck didn't come here to make friends. He came here to kick ass and take bubble baths.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \"Pew Pew Madafuckas\" Rubber Duck is one tough little bird with a military-style crew cut and the attitude of an action movie hero who takes himself WAY too seriously. He's seen things. He's done things. He's probably been dishonorably discharged from a petting zoo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether he's patrolling your bathtub, guarding your desk, or intimidating the other rubber ducks on your shelf, this foul-mouthed little badass is ready for action. Does he have any actual combat experience? Absolutely not. But he's got confidence, a haircut, and a catchphrase, which is basically the same thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for rubber duck collectors, military humor fans, funny gag gifts, and anyone who believes bath time could use a little more unnecessary aggression.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 4.3\" x 4.5\" x 4\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Punchkins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46800625041569,"sku":"210000118096","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/punchkins-toy-novelties-pew-pew-madafuckas-rubber-duck-funny-gag-gifts-1266457701.jpg?v=1793917688","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/pew-pew-madafuckas-rubber-duck","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}