{"product_id":"poes-raven-nevermore-mints","title":"Poe's Raven \"Nevermore\" Mints","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eQuoth the Raven, “Your breath is terrible.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eOkay, maybe Poe left that part out. Luckily, these Poe’s Raven “Nevermore” Mints are here to rewrite the ending to your own personal bad-breath horror story. Packed inside a delightfully gloomy little tin featuring a raven and the words “Bad Breath, Nevermore,” you’ll find tiny chilling peppermint candies ready to exorcise whatever garlic-and-coffee demon is currently haunting your mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003ePerfect for Edgar Allan Poe fans, literary weirdos, goths, raven enthusiasts, or anyone whose breath has become a dark and mysterious presence all its own. Once the mints are gone, keep the creepy-cool tin for tiny treasures, pills, coins, or perhaps the still-beating heart of your enemy.*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eNet Wt. .4 oz (12g)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Please do not put hearts in the tin. That’s a different Poe story anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46797218087073,"sku":"210000117989","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/unemployed-philosophers-guild-candy-poe-s-raven-nevermore-mints-funny-gag-gifts-1255051532.webp?v=1787170929","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/poes-raven-nevermore-mints","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}