{"product_id":"poop-on-a-stick-stick-expands","title":"Poop on a Stick!  - (stick expands)","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"161\" data-end=\"214\"\u003e💩 Poop on a Stick! – Because Why the Heck Not.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"216\" data-end=\"364\"\u003eEver looked at your life and thought, \u003cem data-start=\"254\" data-end=\"310\"\u003e“You know what’s missing? Expandable poop on a stick.”\u003c\/em\u003e Well, congratulations. That void has now been filled.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"366\" data-end=\"603\"\u003eIntroducing \u003cstrong data-start=\"378\" data-end=\"398\"\u003ePoop on a Stick!\u003c\/strong\u003e — a \u003cstrong data-start=\"403\" data-end=\"424\"\u003edelightfully dumb\u003c\/strong\u003e novelty item that features a \u003cstrong data-start=\"454\" data-end=\"512\"\u003eplastic turd perched proudly atop a stick that EXTENDS\u003c\/strong\u003e, so you can wave it, poke things, or raise it triumphantly like the world’s weirdest flag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"605\" data-end=\"778\"\u003eUse it to:\u003cbr data-start=\"615\" data-end=\"618\"\u003e🪧 Win arguments without saying a word\u003cbr data-start=\"656\" data-end=\"659\"\u003e💩 Proclaim your mood from across the room\u003cbr data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"704\"\u003e📏 Poke your friends from an impressive distance (consensually, of course)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"867\"\u003eThe stick extends. The poop is plastic. The joy? \u003cstrong data-start=\"829\" data-end=\"867\"\u003eDeeply immature and truly endless.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"969\"\u003ePerfect for white elephant parties, stocking stuffers, or emotionally confusing gifts for coworkers.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gift Republic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44944223666337,"sku":"210000109249","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/gift-republic-funny-novelties-poop-on-a-stick-stick-expands-funny-gag-gifts-1197143854.webp?v=1760164012","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/poop-on-a-stick-stick-expands","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}