{"product_id":"possums-drink-markers-set-of-12","title":"Possums Drink Markers - Set of 12","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:51d25cd2-918f-4a6b-af9f-27f4d1b51d55-6\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-14\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"499617ab-78e2-47d3-b6ef-0a09de74979c\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"73\"\u003eMeet your new party guests: \u003cstrong data-start=\"28\" data-end=\"65\"\u003ePossums Drink Markers – Set of 12\u003c\/strong\u003e. 🐀🍷\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"75\" data-end=\"176\"\u003eBecause nothing says “classy gathering” like tiny possums hanging off your wine glass by their tails.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"426\"\u003eThis delightfully weird set includes \u003cstrong data-start=\"215\" data-end=\"235\"\u003e12 drink markers\u003c\/strong\u003e in \u003cstrong data-start=\"239\" data-end=\"261\"\u003e4 different colors\u003c\/strong\u003e (you’ll get 3 of each). Each little trash angel hooks onto the rim of your glass, dangling dramatically like they just raided the snack table and have zero regrets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"512\"\u003eFunctional? Yes.\u003cbr data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"447\"\u003eAdorable? Also yes.\u003cbr data-start=\"466\" data-end=\"469\"\u003eSlightly unhinged party energy? Absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"514\" data-end=\"526\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"527\" data-end=\"749\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"527\" data-end=\"563\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"529\" data-end=\"563\"\u003eWine nights with chaotic friends\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"635\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"566\" data-end=\"635\"\u003eKeeping track of whose drink is whose (without awkward sniff tests)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"636\" data-end=\"682\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"638\" data-end=\"682\"\u003eGifting to your favorite possum enthusiast\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"683\" data-end=\"749\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"685\" data-end=\"749\"\u003eAnyone who believes party supplies should be weird, not boring\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"751\" data-end=\"875\"\u003eThey cling. They dangle. They judge silently. And most importantly, they make sure no one accidentally steals your beverage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"877\" data-end=\"958\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eUpgrade your glassware from “meh” to “why are there possums on this?” in seconds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee - Accoutrements","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45703511179425,"sku":"210000114864","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/archie-mcphee-accoutrements-kitchen-table-possums-drink-markers-set-of-12-funny-gag-gifts-1221937731.jpg?v=1771647935","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/possums-drink-markers-set-of-12","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}