{"product_id":"salmon-candy-canes","title":"Salmon Candy Canes","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the Salmon Candy Canes – the festive treat that makes Santa question his life choices. This set of six pink-and-white striped beauties may\u003cem\u003e look\u003c\/em\u003e like classic peppermint, but surprise! They’re packing the fishy, savory punch of straight-up salmon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach cane stands a proud 5-1\/4 inches tall, just waiting to confuse your taste buds and horrify your holiday guests. Perfect for gag gifts, office prank exchanges, or for that one relative who insists on bringing a “seafood surprise” to every Christmas dinner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSweet? Not exactly. Weird? Absolutely. Delicious? …we’ll let you be the judge. 🎄🐟\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee - Accoutrements","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45099767824545,"sku":"210000111508","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/archie-mcphee-accoutrements-candy-salmon-candy-canes-funny-gag-gifts-1191641216.jpg?v=1757176133","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/salmon-candy-canes","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}