{"product_id":"shits-and-giggles-25-cocktail-napkins","title":"Shits and Giggles - 25 Cocktail Napkins","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"245\"\u003e💩😂 \u003cstrong data-start=\"140\" data-end=\"190\"\u003e\"Sh*ts \u0026amp; Giggles\" Cocktail Napkins – Set of 25\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"190\" data-end=\"193\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"193\" data-end=\"245\"\u003e(You know the quote. Now wipe your hands with it.)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"247\" data-end=\"510\"\u003eBright \u003cstrong data-start=\"254\" data-end=\"293\"\u003eyellow napkins with bold blue print\u003c\/strong\u003e, delivering a gut-busting warning we should all live by:\u003cbr data-start=\"350\" data-end=\"353\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"353\" data-end=\"418\"\u003e“It’s all sh\u003cem data-start=\"367\" data-end=\"412\"\u003ets and giggles until someone giggles and sh\u003c\/em\u003ets.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"418\" data-end=\"421\"\u003eA cautionary tale, a party prophecy, and possibly the most accurate summary of adulthood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"512\" data-end=\"675\"\u003ePerfect for dinner parties, chaotic family gatherings, bachelorette blowouts, or literally any event where the snacks are risky and the laughter is uncontrollable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"815\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"717\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"679\" data-end=\"717\"\u003eSet of \u003cstrong data-start=\"686\" data-end=\"715\"\u003e25 paper cocktail napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"718\" data-end=\"758\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"720\" data-end=\"758\"\u003eEqual parts hilarious and horrifying\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"759\" data-end=\"815\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"761\" data-end=\"815\"\u003eGuaranteed to make someone laugh until it’s \u003cem data-start=\"805\" data-end=\"815\"\u003etoo late\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"817\" data-end=\"919\"\u003eKeep ‘em on hand for your next unforgettable night—or at least one you’ll try \u003cem data-start=\"895\" data-end=\"903\"\u003ereally\u003c\/em\u003e hard to forget.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"817\" data-end=\"919\"\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chris’s Stuff Inc.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45221846057121,"sku":"210000112152","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/chris-s-stuff-inc-kitchen-table-shits-and-giggles-25-cocktail-napkins-funny-gag-gifts-1199968542.webp?v=1761582531","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/shits-and-giggles-25-cocktail-napkins","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}