{"product_id":"sick-of-your-shit-messenger-bag","title":"Sick of Your Shit Messenger Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eOh no, it appears you’ve come down with a severe case of everyone’s bullshit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Sick of Your Shit Messenger Bag by Steven Rhodes is for those days when you’re feeling tired, cranky, dramatically bedridden in spirit, and approximately one minor inconvenience away from calling in sick to society.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing Steven Rhodes’ wonderfully twisted vintage style, this bag is perfect for carrying books, everyday essentials, emergency snacks, and the last remaining shreds of your patience. The zipper top keeps everything contained, which is more than we can say for your feelings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for work, school, errands, or sending a very clear message without having to actually talk to anybody.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdjustable web strap: 59\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 11.75\" H x 10.75\" W x 1.5\" D\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Totes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46921382264993,"sku":"210000118835","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/snark-totes-bags-pouches-sick-of-your-shit-messenger-bag-funny-gag-gifts-1257673280.jpg?v=1788993037","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/sick-of-your-shit-messenger-bag","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}