{"product_id":"snack-blanket","title":"Snack Blanket","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"132\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"69\"\u003eRamen or Burrito Comfort Blanket – Wrap Yourself in Deliciousness\u003c\/strong\u003e 🌯🍜🛋️\u003cbr data-start=\"77\" data-end=\"80\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"80\" data-end=\"132\"\u003eBecause emotional support comes best in food form.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"134\" data-end=\"347\"\u003eIntroducing the \u003cstrong data-start=\"150\" data-end=\"190\"\u003eultimate comfort food—turned blanket\u003c\/strong\u003e. Whether you’re craving cozy carbs or tortilla-wrapped serenity, the \u003cstrong data-start=\"260\" data-end=\"298\"\u003eRamen and Burrito Comfort Blankets\u003c\/strong\u003e are here to swaddle you in snack-inspired bliss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"349\" data-end=\"367\"\u003eChoose your style:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"369\" data-end=\"550\"\u003e🌯 \u003cstrong data-start=\"372\" data-end=\"391\"\u003eBurrito Blanket\u003c\/strong\u003e – Designed to look like a giant flour tortilla, this blanket wraps you up just like the warm, slightly overstuffed human burrito you are. Extra cozy. No guac.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"552\" data-end=\"720\"\u003e🍜 \u003cstrong data-start=\"555\" data-end=\"572\"\u003eRamen Blanket\u003c\/strong\u003e – With a wavy, noodle-like design that looks straight out of your favorite instant cup, this blanket is pure soupy softness—without the soggy part.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"722\" data-end=\"876\"\u003e📏 \u003cstrong data-start=\"725\" data-end=\"734\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 65\" diameter – big enough for full burrito-mode or noodle nesting\u003cbr data-start=\"800\" data-end=\"803\"\u003e📦 \u003cstrong data-start=\"806\" data-end=\"822\"\u003eComes boxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.5\" x 2.8\" x 8.5\" – makes a \u003cem data-start=\"852\" data-end=\"871\"\u003edeliciously weird\u003c\/em\u003e gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"878\" data-end=\"972\"\u003eMade for lounging, binge-watching, or hiding from your responsibilities in comfort-food style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"974\" data-end=\"1045\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"974\" data-end=\"1038\"\u003eRamen or Burrito Comfort Blanket – Wrap it. Nap it. Love it.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🥢🌯🛌\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"What Do You Meme?","offers":[{"title":"Burrito","offer_id":45094076383393,"sku":"210000109208","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ramen","offer_id":45094076416161,"sku":"210000109211","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/what-do-you-meme-socks-tees-snack-blanket-funny-gag-gifts-1197250338.png?v=1760308009","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/snack-blanket","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}