{"product_id":"soap-for-dont-be-a-dick","title":"Soap For Don't Be A Dick-","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSometimes people just need a little reminder… preferably in soap form. This bar politely (well, sort of) tells it like it is: Don’t. Be. A. Dick. Freshly scented with kinder kiwi—a crisp, fruity fragrance that smells like what good manners \u003cem\u003eshould\u003c\/em\u003e smell like—this soap is basically self-care with a side of attitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s the perfect gift for friends, coworkers, or that one relative who treats “inside voice” as a suggestion. Or just keep it by your own sink as a daily pep talk to, you know, not be terrible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCleans your hands, freshens your mood, and maybe—just maybe—softens your personality too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNet weight: Approximately 6 oz. 100% vegan, handmade in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45118096015521,"sku":"210000106533","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/whiskey-river-soap-co-personal-care-soap-for-don-t-be-a-dick-funny-gag-gifts-1196940936.png?v=1760015929","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/soap-for-dont-be-a-dick","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}