{"product_id":"soap-for-fucking-christmas","title":"Soap For Fucking Christmas","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"94\" data-end=\"190\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"94\" data-end=\"124\"\u003eSoap for F*cking Christmas\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"124\" data-end=\"127\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"127\" data-end=\"190\"\u003eScent: Mistletoe \u0026amp; Ambien (aka the official scent of “nope.”)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"192\" data-end=\"579\"\u003eTired of the holiday cheer being shoved in your face since \u003cem data-start=\"251\" data-end=\"260\"\u003eOctober\u003c\/em\u003e? This soap gets it. “Smells like Sleeping through December” isn’t just a tagline—it’s a lifestyle. Ditch the carolers, the in-laws, and the fifth ugly sweater party. This 6-ounce bar of sweet, sassy serenity is your ticket to hibernation. Wake me up when the eggnog runs out—or like, New Year's. Whichever comes later.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"581\" data-end=\"616\"\u003eMade in the USA by elves on strike.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"581\" data-end=\"616\"\u003e6 ounces.  Handmade.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45118103748769,"sku":"210000095472","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/whiskey-river-soap-co-personal-care-soap-for-fucking-christmas-funny-gag-gifts-1192469537.webp?v=1757683005","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/soap-for-fucking-christmas","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}