{"product_id":"soap-for-the-obsessive-type","title":"Soap for The Obsessive Type","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmells like spiraling... with a purpose.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eSome people call it overthinking. You call it being thorough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eThis handmade soap is for the list-makers, detail-checkers, spreadsheet lovers, and anyone who's ever spent 45 minutes researching the \"best\" version of something they didn't even need. The label proudly declares \"Soap for the Obsessive Type,\" while the scent reminds you: \"Smells like spiraling, with a purpose. Clock it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny \"Soap for the Obsessive Type\" bar soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlumeria Perfection scented\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade vegan soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach bar is handcrafted, making every soap one of a kind\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoap measures 3.5\" L x 2.75\" W x 1\" H\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarning: May inspire alphabetizing the spice rack, reorganizing the bathroom cabinet, and reading this label three more times... just to be sure.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46771370492065,"sku":"210000117893","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/whiskey-river-soap-co-personal-care-soap-for-the-obsessive-type-funny-gag-gifts-1252530077.webp?v=1785709536","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/soap-for-the-obsessive-type","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}