{"product_id":"soap-for-your-bunker-or-mine","title":"Soap for Your Bunker or Mine","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmells like societal collapse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eWhen civilization crumbles, there's only one question that matters:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\"You busy later?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eWhether you're stockpiling canned goods, practicing your apocalypse plan, or just appreciate a good end-of-the-world joke, this handmade soap is ready for whatever the future holds. The label reads \"Your Bunker or Mine?\" and the scent says it all: \"Smells like societal collapse. You busy later?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny \"Your Bunker or Mine?\" bar soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCanned Peaches scented\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade vegan soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach bar is handcrafted, making every soap one of a kind\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoap measures 3.5\" L x 2.75\" W x 1\" H\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade by Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarning: Will not help you survive the apocalypse. It \u003cem\u003ewill\u003c\/em\u003e make you the freshest-smelling person in the bunker.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46771398082721,"sku":"210000117887","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/whiskey-river-soap-co-personal-care-soap-for-your-bunker-or-mine-funny-gag-gifts-1252530079.webp?v=1785709481","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/soap-for-your-bunker-or-mine","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}