{"product_id":"soft-butter-slow-rising-squishy","title":"Soft Butter Slow Rising Squishy","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEverything's better with butter. Especially stress relief.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eWhen life gets a little too toasty, grab a Stick of Butter and give it a squeeze. (This one is made for squishing—not cooking.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eThis delightfully ridiculous slow-rise foam squishy looks just like a stick of butter, but instead of melting, it slowly puffs back into shape after every squeeze. It's oddly satisfying, surprisingly relaxing, and guaranteed to be the only butter you'll want to keep on your desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003ePerfect for fidgeting, relieving stress, or confusing anyone who spots a stick of butter sitting next to your keyboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRealistic Stick of Butter squishy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, slow-rise foam for satisfying squeezes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat stress-relief and sensory fidget toy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFun novelty gift for food lovers and butter enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasures approximately 5.5\" x 1.6\" x 1.6\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarning: Looks delicious. Definitely not toast-worthy. Please don't leave it in the fridge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAges 3 and up.  Do not microwave.   Do not put in your mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Liffy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46805781610657,"sku":"210000116624","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/liffy-toy-novelties-soft-butter-slow-rising-squishy-funny-gag-gifts-1252534541.jpg?v=1785716559","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/soft-butter-slow-rising-squishy","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}