{"product_id":"sorry-im-late-keychain","title":"Sorry I'm Late , My Cat Was on my lap Keychain","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"354\" data-end=\"511\"\u003eClip it to your keys, bag, or anywhere you need a tiny badge of feline loyalty. Because some of us serve a higher authority… and that authority has whiskers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"513\" data-end=\"544\"\u003e🐾 \u003cstrong data-start=\"516\" data-end=\"542\"\u003eThe purr-fect details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"741\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"583\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"547\" data-end=\"583\"\u003eMeasures approx. \u003cstrong data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"581\"\u003e3.75\" x 1.75\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"679\" data-end=\"741\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"681\" data-end=\"741\"\u003eLightweight, durable, and ready to defend your punctuality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"743\" data-end=\"859\"\u003eIt’s cute. It’s honest. It’s for anyone who has ever whispered, “I guess I live here now,” while a cat naps on them.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark City","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45772528025761,"sku":"210000115340","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/snark-city-toy-novelties-sorry-i-m-late-my-cat-was-on-my-lap-keychain-funny-gag-gifts-1224871737.png?v=1772584056","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/sorry-im-late-keychain","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}