{"product_id":"spouse-s-choices-25-cocktail-napkins","title":"Spouse’s Choices - 25 Cocktail Napkins","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"128\" data-end=\"238\"\u003e💙🤣 \u003cstrong data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"204\"\u003e\"Never Laugh at Your Spouse’s Choices\" – Set of 25 Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"204\" data-end=\"207\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"207\" data-end=\"238\"\u003e(You’re one of them, genius.)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"240\" data-end=\"511\"\u003eThese \u003cstrong data-start=\"246\" data-end=\"278\"\u003eblue napkins with pink print\u003c\/strong\u003e are here to serve \u003cem data-start=\"297\" data-end=\"311\"\u003esass, shade,\u003c\/em\u003e and a splash of self-awareness with every cocktail. Featuring the brutally honest reminder:\u003cbr data-start=\"403\" data-end=\"406\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"406\" data-end=\"469\"\u003e“Never laugh at your spouse’s choices. You're one of them.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"469\" data-end=\"472\"\u003eOof. Served cold, just like the drinks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"513\" data-end=\"687\"\u003ePerfect for weddings, anniversaries, divorce parties, or literally \u003cem data-start=\"580\" data-end=\"585\"\u003eany\u003c\/em\u003e gathering where couples pretend they haven’t been silently judging each other’s driving for 15 years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"689\" data-end=\"847\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"689\" data-end=\"729\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"691\" data-end=\"729\"\u003eSet of \u003cstrong data-start=\"698\" data-end=\"727\"\u003e25 paper cocktail napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"730\" data-end=\"773\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"732\" data-end=\"773\"\u003eWitty, pretty, and slightly threatening\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"774\" data-end=\"847\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"776\" data-end=\"847\"\u003ePairs beautifully with wine, humor, and deep-seated relationship denial\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"849\" data-end=\"957\"\u003eBecause love is patient, love is kind… but love also makes questionable decisions—and these napkins know it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chris’s Stuff Inc.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45221846188193,"sku":"210000112153","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/chris-s-stuff-inc-kitchen-table-spouse-s-choices-25-cocktail-napkins-funny-gag-gifts-1199968543.webp?v=1761582417","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/spouse-s-choices-25-cocktail-napkins","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}