{"product_id":"squishy-toasty-maple-waffles","title":"Squishy - Toasty Maple Waffles","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese waffles smell like maple syrup, feel like a fluffy cloud, and contain absolutely zero nutritional value. Breakfast has never been weirder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Toasty Maple Waffles Squishy is a deliciously ridiculous stress toy for anyone who wants to squeeze their breakfast without getting syrup all over their hands. With an ultra-soft texture, a maple-inspired scent, and a slow-rising rebound that takes about 10 seconds, these waffles are basically a tiny breakfast-themed vacation for your fingers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive them a good squish, watch them slowly rise back into shape, and repeat until you've forgotten why you were stressed in the first place. It's all the satisfaction of making waffles without having to clean a waffle iron. Or put on pants.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for breakfast lovers, fidget toy fanatics, maple syrup enthusiasts, and anyone who thinks the solution to life's problems might be aggressively squeezing a waffle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 4.15\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRecommended for ages 3 and up.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Grabie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47905771618465,"sku":"210000119582","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/grabie-toy-novelties-squishy-toasty-maple-waffles-funny-gag-gifts-1266256484.jpg?v=1793904156","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/squishy-toasty-maple-waffles","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}