{"product_id":"stay-hydrated-vampire-rectangle-magnet","title":"Stay Hydrated Vampire Rectangle Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eFinally, some health advice you can \u003cem\u003ereally\u003c\/em\u003e sink your teeth into. 🧛 The “Stay Hydrated” Vampire Magnet is here to remind you (and your fridge) that hydration is important—whether you prefer water… or, you know, a slightly more \u003cem\u003evital\u003c\/em\u003e beverage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a dapper little vampire mid-sip of a very crimson drink, this magnet is the perfect mix of spooky and sarcastic. It’s ideal for keeping your grocery lists, takeout menus, and questionable life choices pinned up—while giving you a daily reminder to drink something that isn’t just coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick it on your fridge, your locker, or your coffin—because staying hydrated is \u003cem\u003eeternally \u003c\/em\u003eimportant.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.5\" x 3.5\" with flexi-ceramic magnetic back. USA made with recycled paper \u0026amp; steel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Badge Bomb","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45196406292641,"sku":"210000098062","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/badge-bomb-magnets-stickers-stay-hydrated-vampire-rectangle-magnet-funny-gag-gifts-1203809774.jpg?v=1762626889","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/stay-hydrated-vampire-rectangle-magnet","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}