{"product_id":"steven-rhodes-doomscroll-magnet","title":"Doomscroll Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eJust five more minutes of scrolling. And then another five. And then suddenly it's 3 AM and you know way too much about a celebrity you've never cared about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Doomscroll Magnet celebrates everyone's favorite modern hobby: staring into the glowing rectangle of despair until your brain turns into soup. Featuring delightfully creepy Steven Rhodes artwork, this retro-style magnet shows three innocent children gathered around a pentagram, summoning unspeakable horrors through their smartphones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick it on your fridge, filing cabinet, or anywhere you need a little encouragement to put down your phone. Or don't. The void is waiting, and it has some really interesting conspiracy theories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for chronically online weirdos, horror fans, sarcastic coworkers, and anyone whose screen time report is a personal attack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 2.5\" x 3.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ata-boy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48059991556257,"sku":"210000120311","price":4.59,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/ata-boy-magnets-stickers-doomscroll-magnet-funny-gag-gifts-1265250001.jpg?v=1793319815","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/steven-rhodes-doomscroll-magnet","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}