{"product_id":"stomp-hopper","title":"Stomp Hopper","description":"\u003cp\u003eSay hello to your kid’s new favorite excuse to bounce off the walls—literally. The Stomp Rocket Stomp Hopper is here to turn your living room, backyard, or unsuspecting grandma’s house into a full-blown squeaky pogo party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis high-flying, foam-based hopper is 100% kid-powered (a.k.a. no batteries, no cords, no tech support meltdowns), and it squeaks with every glorious stomp. It’s like a pogo stick, a trampoline, and a whoopee cushion had a very energetic baby.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe base is made of high-bounce foam—super springy and surprisingly durable. The stretchy bands can go up to 48 inches (that’s like, taller than your average toddler), and the soft hand grips are designed for little hands that are ready to hop their way into a sugar-rush frenzy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for ages 3+, but let’s be honest… adults are definitely going to “test it out” (and possibly pull a hamstring). Whether it’s indoors or outdoors, this bad boy brings hours of screen-free, giggle-filled fun while secretly helping kids learn balance, coordination, and maybe even a tiny bit of STEM stuff. But shhh… don’t tell them that part.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne hopper included. Infinite squeaky chaos. Happy stomping!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"D \u0026 L Stomprockets","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44902587072673,"sku":"210000108403","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/d-l-stomprockets-toy-outdoor-fun-stomp-hopper-funny-gag-gifts-1155744888.jpg?v=1744569060","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/stomp-hopper","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}