{"product_id":"the-only-booger-book-youll-ever-need","title":"The Only Booger Book You'll Ever Need","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Only Booger Book You'll Ever Need\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFinally, a book that really picks apart one of life's stickiest subjects! Everything you never knew you wanted to know about boogers is packed into this hilariously weird little masterpiece. It's educational! It's disgusting! It's everything your nose never asked for!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWritten by Dan Golden, this ridiculously funny book explores the fascinating world of nasal nuggets with colorful illustrations, silly observations, and important topics like how to identify a booger and what a traditional booger family looks like. Who knew there was so much to learn about the stuff you usually wipe on a tissue?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for kids who love gross-out humor, adults with questionable taste, and anyone who thinks bodily functions are comedy gold. This funny book makes a fantastic gag gift, stocking stuffer, or bathroom reading material. Just try not to pick your nose while turning the pages.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWritten by Dan Golden\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHardcover edition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e80 pages of booger-filled fun\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFull-color illustrations throughout\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeasures 7.5\" x 9\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA real page-turner. Just wash your hands first.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hachette Book Group - Workman","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45701262934177,"sku":"210000114763","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/hachette-book-group-workman-books-the-only-booger-book-you-ll-ever-need-funny-gag-gifts-1266457716.jpg?v=1793917932","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/the-only-booger-book-youll-ever-need","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}