{"product_id":"the-shark-pool-noodle","title":"The Shark Pool Noodle","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing The Shark Pool Noodle – part float, part apex predator, all summer chaos. This isn’t your average noodle; it’s a shark in noodle’s clothing, ready to lurk beneath the chlorinated depths of your pool party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLong, buoyant, and sporting a ferocious shark head, this noodle is perfect for chasing siblings, scaring unsuspecting swimmers, or simply lounging like the true king of the pool. It’s equal parts floaty fun and Jaws-level intimidation—without the inconvenient “shark attack” part.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat for kids, adults, and anyone who thinks regular noodles are just a little too boring. Because nothing says “summer relaxation” like casually riding a shark around the deep end. 🦈💦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e59\" x 12\" x 20\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Big Mouth Toys","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45010370527393,"sku":"210000110705","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/big-mouth-toys-toy-outdoor-fun-the-shark-pool-noodle-funny-gag-gifts-1191643068.jpg?v=1757183824","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/the-shark-pool-noodle","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}