{"product_id":"this-meeting-couldve-been-a-fistfight-gum","title":"This Meeting Could've Been A Fistfight Gum","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"130\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"12\" data-end=\"60\"\u003eThis Meeting Could Have Been A Fistfight Gum\u003c\/strong\u003e — the boldest thing to ever sit silently in a conference room. 🐻🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"132\" data-end=\"348\"\u003eEach box features a bear running straight at you (which feels symbolic, honestly) and contains \u003cstrong data-start=\"227\" data-end=\"278\"\u003e8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum\u003c\/strong\u003e ready to spice up whatever “quick sync” just hijacked your afternoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"350\" data-end=\"545\"\u003eHot take? Some meetings don’t need an agenda. They need cinnamon. This gum delivers a punchy blast of spicy-sweet flavor that says, “I have thoughts,” without you actually having to flip a table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"547\" data-end=\"559\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"560\" data-end=\"753\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"560\" data-end=\"601\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"562\" data-end=\"601\"\u003eSurviving soul-sucking staff meetings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"602\" data-end=\"647\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"604\" data-end=\"647\"\u003ePassive-aggressively offering gum to Brad\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"648\" data-end=\"702\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"650\" data-end=\"702\"\u003eStocking stuffers for your favorite office warrior\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"703\" data-end=\"753\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"753\"\u003eAnyone who prefers their conflict sugar-coated\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"755\" data-end=\"894\"\u003eMade in Canada (where they’re polite… but apparently still ready to throw down), this gum is here to freshen your breath and your attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"896\" data-end=\"1205\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"896\" data-end=\"921\"\u003eCinnamon Ingredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"921\" data-end=\"924\"\u003eSugar, Dextrose, Gum Base, Corn Syrup, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Tapioca Dextrin, Glycerine, Gum Arabic, Aspartame, Citric Acid, Acesulfame Potassium, Confectioners Glaze, Carnauba Wax, Artificial Colors (FD\u0026amp;C Red 40, Red 40 Lake), Corn Starch, BHT (to maintain freshness).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1207\" data-end=\"1229\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1207\" data-end=\"1227\"\u003eImportant stuff:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1230\" data-end=\"1335\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1230\" data-end=\"1275\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1232\" data-end=\"1275\"\u003ePhenylketonurics: Contains Phenylalanine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1276\" data-end=\"1296\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1278\" data-end=\"1296\"\u003eMay Contain Soy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1297\" data-end=\"1335\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1299\" data-end=\"1335\"\u003eProduced with Genetic Engineering!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1337\" data-end=\"1442\"\u003eIt’s spicy. It’s slightly unhinged. It’s the gum equivalent of cracking your knuckles before speaking up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1444\" data-end=\"1456\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eChew boldly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blue Q","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45713219879073,"sku":"210000114224","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/blue-q-candy-this-meeting-could-ve-been-a-fistfight-gum-funny-gag-gifts-1221937739.jpg?v=1771647908","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/this-meeting-couldve-been-a-fistfight-gum","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}