{"product_id":"tiny-violin","title":"Tiny Violin","description":"\u003cp\u003eCue the drama: the Tiny Violin is here to provide the perfect soundtrack to your sarcasm. Press the strings button and it plays a tragically sad tune—ideal for when your coworker complains about having \u003cem\u003etoo much\u003c\/em\u003e PTO or your friend whines about getting “only” three toppings on their pizza.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis finely crafted 3 4\/5-inch replica violin comes complete with a mini bow and chinrest, because if you’re going to mock someone’s suffering, you might as well do it with accuracy. When you’re not theatrically playing the world’s smallest concerto, pop it onto the elegant vinyl display stand and admire it like the work of art (and pettiness) that it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd because no tiny instrument would be complete without lore, you’ll also get a 32-page illustrated mini book exploring the origins of the legendary “tiniest violin” gag. It’s the perfect gift for drama queens, sarcastic souls, and anyone who loves turning complaints into comedy gold.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hachette Book Group - Workman","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45082248773793,"sku":"210000111391","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/hachette-book-group-workman-books-tiny-violin-funny-gag-gifts-1190303794.jpg?v=1756579021","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/tiny-violin","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}