{"product_id":"touch-grass-room-spray","title":"Touch Grass Room Spray","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor people who probably should.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eYou've been doomscrolling for three hours. You've argued with a stranger online. You have no idea what day it is anymore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eIt might be time to... touch grass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eUntil you actually make it outside, this hilarious room spray brings a little bit of the outdoors in. Scented with Bamboo Hemp, it delivers a fresh, clean, earthy fragrance that's almost like taking a deep breath in nature—minus the bugs, pollen, and suspicious-looking squirrels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny \"Touch Grass\" room spray\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBamboo Hemp scented\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFresh, clean, earthy fragrance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-mixed and hand-poured in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4 oz. glass spray bottle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlass bottle measures 1.9\" W x 5.7\" H\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIngredients: SD Alcohol 40B, Distilled Water, Propylene Glycol, Methyl Glucose Ether, Glycerin, Fragrance Oil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarning: Freshens the room. Going outside is still up to you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46612884750497,"sku":"210000117317","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/whiskey-river-soap-co-personal-care-touch-grass-room-spray-funny-gag-gifts-1252530074.webp?v=1785709809","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/touch-grass-room-spray","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}