{"product_id":"tube-guy-squishy-pen","title":"Tube Guy Squishy Pen","description":"\u003cp\u003eHe's got moves. He's got enthusiasm. He's got absolutely no idea what's going on. And now he's here to help you write stuff down!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Tube Guy Squishy Pen brings the chaotic energy of your favorite roadside inflatable advertising legend straight to your desk. Give this goofy little guy a squeeze when you're stressed, bored, or desperately trying to survive another meeting that could've been an email. Then put him to work writing your grocery list, taking notes, or signing very important documents with extremely unserious stationery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for fidgeters, office pranksters, and anyone who believes their writing utensils should have more personality than their coworkers. Who needs a boring pen when you could have a tiny, squishable hype man?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWeighs approximately 1.92 oz. \u003cbr\u003eRecommended for ages 3 and up. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"NPW","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47947570479265,"sku":"210000119724","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/npw-personal-care-tube-guy-squishy-pen-funny-gag-gifts-1262742599.jpg?v=1792103257","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/tube-guy-squishy-pen","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}