$9.99

Turdpedo Toilet Elixir

Disaster relief in a bottle.  When you drop a payload, the results can be devastating.  We know how it is, but with Turdpedo Toilet Elixer you can have the best of both worlds: power and protection.

Smells like limes and grapefruit, with a hint of combustion and sinking submarines.

2 FL/OZ per bottle