{"product_id":"well-sheeyit-card","title":"Well Sheeyit Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes “congratulations” doesn't cut it. Sometimes “I'm sorry” feels too formal. Sometimes the only appropriate response is: “Well Sheeyit.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis delightfully weird greeting card features a vintage-style illustration of a frog casually chewing on some wheat like he's just heard the wildest news this side of the swamp. The bold red “Well Sheeyit” says everything while somehow saying absolutely nothing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlank inside with an A2 kraft envelope, so you can turn this snazzy little cowboy frog into a birthday card, congratulations card, sympathy card, thank-you card, or an extremely confusing note to your grandma.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCard size: 4-3\/8\" x 5-3\/4\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Betty Greeting Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46731552227489,"sku":"210000114952","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/bad-betty-greeting-co-greeting-cards-well-sheeyit-card-funny-gag-gifts-1255315352.jpg?v=1787318777","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/well-sheeyit-card","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}