{"product_id":"wine-because-adulting-is-hard","title":"Wine. Because Adulting Is Hard","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome people cope with the crushing weight of adulthood by budgeting, meal-prepping, or doing yoga at sunrise. And then there’s \u003cem\u003eyou\u003c\/em\u003e—with a stemless glass of liquid grapes, muttering “I pay taxes, therefore I deserve this.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis classy-but-sassy wine glass says exactly what you’re thinking: Wine. Because Adulting is Hard. Perfect for sipping your way through unpaid bills, awkward Zoom meetings, or that existential dread that shows up right around laundry day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStemless design = less chance of tipping over when life gets messy (because you \u003cem\u003eknow\u003c\/em\u003e it will).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift it to your fellow overworked friends, keep one for yourself, or stock up so you never have to explain why your “coffee mug” is suspiciously full of merlot at 3 p.m.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e15oz. Hand wash only.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark City","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45139328893089,"sku":"210000111741","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/snark-city-kitchen-table-wine-because-adulting-is-hard-funny-gag-gifts-1193862151.jpg?v=1758392941","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/wine-because-adulting-is-hard","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}