You're Only Old Once! by Dr Suess
Written by Dr. Seuss, this is a hardcover book for Obsolete Children.
56 pages long and 8.2 x 0.4 x 11.3 inches.
The book starts out like this:
"In those green pastured mountains of Fortta-Fa-Zee, everybody feels fine at a hundred and three. 'cause the air that they breathe is potassium free and because they chew nuts from the tutt a tutt tree. This gives strength to their teeth, it gives length to their hair, and they live without doctors and nary a care."