{"product_id":"youre-still-hotter-scented-candle","title":"You're Still Hotter Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eAge is just a number, but your smoldering hotness? That’s forever, baby\u003cem\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e This sassy little flame comes in a sleek 12-ounce black tin with a lid, perfect for keeping the heat contained (unlike your spicy personality). Hand-poured with smooth vanilla-scented soy wax and a cotton wick, this candle offers up to 60 hours of sweet, sweet burning admiration. That’s basically two and a half days of being reminded you’re still hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat for coworkers, family, your smokin' hot partner, or even yourself—because self-love burns brightest. And when it’s finally out? Reuse the tin to store weird little trinkets, secret candy stashes, or the ashes of your enemies. We don’t judge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44909656506529,"sku":"210000108697","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/1432\/files\/shady-front-personal-care-you-re-still-hotter-scented-candle-funny-gag-gifts-1158941160.jpg?v=1745605740","url":"https:\/\/www.offthewagonshop.com\/products\/youre-still-hotter-scented-candle","provider":"Off the Wagon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}