11 Really Silly Fart Gift Ideas
Are farts funny? If your immediate answer was “Yes, how could you even ask that question? Is it even possible to hear a toot and not giggle at least a little bit, even if it’s just on the inside? Farts are probably one of the funniest things in the history of mankind!” then you’re in the right place. Here at Off the Wagon, we’re fart enthusiasts as well! And if your answer was more along the lines of “lol yeah” then you’ll probably like this blog too. If you're looking to make someone chuckle, there is nothing quite as reliable as a good fart joke! Or a silly fart gift or prank! With that in mind, we’ve picked out 11 of our favorite weird fart gifts and gags for you to check out. Here they are:
It’s Ok To Fart Socks
It’s ok to fart, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! With these socks, you’ll make sure everyone knows it wasn’t an accident that you farted in public.
If you plan on doing a lot of farting, this soap will come in handy. Gotta keep your farting machine nice and clean after eating lots of beans!
OMG That Wasn’t a Fart Magnet
At least this baby has a diaper on (at least we assume). We don’t all have that luxury when a fart brings more than we bargained for.
Fart Citation Sticky Pad
A perfect gift for any anti-fart friends you have. Now you can ignore their paper citations just like you ignore them asking you to stop!
For making fart noises even when you’re out of farts. Perfect for getting attention when you want to speak in an important meeting.
World’s Smallest Minion Fart Gun
If you want to be an agent of chaos just like the minions, there is no better way to do it than a fart gun! This one is so mini, you can take it anywhere!
I ❤️ To Fart Socks
Fashionable forward and exposing the glories of the fart. What more could you ask for in a pair of socks?
Press down on this fart putty with a finger and “fffffbbbbbbbbttttt” you’ll hear a lovely, slightly wet sounding, fart noise! Part fart noise, part fidget toy!
Happy Birthday Fart Face Card
If farts jokes are a classic gag, then fart face is a classic insult! I mean who hasn’t called their siblings fart faces growing up? This card will stir up nostalgia for those good times.
Fart Lover Magnetic Poetry
Cover your fridge with the flatulent flamboyance of fart poetry! With 300 words to choose from, you’ll be able to come up with new fart jokes all the time!
Fart Whoopee Cushion XL
A classic. Set it under the couch cushion and wait for someone to sit down. Then laugh!
If you want to see even more fart stuff, you should check out our poop, farts, and underwear collection. And if you want to browse all the weird gifts, gags, games, and candy we have, you should see our entire catalog here!
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