11 Unique & Funny Gifts To Kick Off Spring!

Ah, Spring! There is nothing quite like those first warm days of the year where you can drive with your window down, pull out your socks sandals, or be that person who wears shorts when it’s 55 out. And there is nothing quite like the next day being grey and rainy and kind of miserable. But hey! At least some of the days are nice! Here at Off The Wagon, we love the warmth and new life of Spring as much as the next person! Like with most other things, however, we like to show it a little differently. Cute pictures of flowers and rabbits and stuff are cool, but we’re more about squirrels wearing underpants, bigfoot, and dirty jokes about birds! Check out some of these fun products we’ve picked out to get a little taste of Spring in Off The Wagon style!

Delicate Fucking Flower Socks

Great for protecting your delicate feet while you kick some major ass! This flower has some thorns mother-fu*ker! Or just cute socks with no ass-kicking involved, your choice!

Jellycat Amuseables Peach

According to our extensive internet research (which lasted about 45 seconds), peaches aren’t in peak season till late summer, but this adorable little plush just has so much Spring energy! Look at its little smile!

Grow A Bigfoot

Spring is Bigfoot spawning season! This toy is a 100% scientifically accurate depiction of a bigfoot being born and crawling out of its birth stump!

Nutty Squirrel Popper

Squeeze this stump and a cute little squirrel will pop out to say hi! Hello, squirrel! But it can’t stay for long. Those nuts aren’t gonna earth themselves! Goodbye, squirrel!

Nee Doh Fruit

A basket of fun, fruit-shaped fidget toys that are fun to squeeze! Their bright neon colors bring some great spring energy too!

Fowl Language Mug

You know it’s Spring when you start hearing birdsong again! You know, birds like the bearded tit, the blue-footed booby, or the dickcissel! This mug is a funny gift for anyone (ok, maybe not kids, but otherwise anyone)!

Botanic Garden Puzzle

Spring is full of beautiful days, but it has a lot of rainy days too! Try this lovely puzzle for a rainy spring day. It’s fun and it will let you imagine a warm sunny day while you’re holed up inside!

Arboretum Puzzle

Or if you’d rather puzzle up some trees than some flowers, try the arboretum puzzle! Or get them both if you’re a real puzzle fiend!

Finger Possum

Ah, the majestic possum! It might not be the first animal that comes to mind when you think of Spring, but they’ve got twice the spunk of bunnies or birds!

Squirrel In Underpants Air Freshener

The scents of spring, the sights of spring, and the humor of a 12-year-old all wrapped up in one!

National Parks PicTwist Game

In this fun game, you’ll race to arrange pictures of different US National Parks! A great way to warm up for that family road trip you’ve got planned!

Unfortunately, we don’t have a special collection all full of Spring stuff. Maybe one day! For now, if you want more, we suggest your check out our toy collection, puzzle collection, or our entire catalog. Happy Spring!