According to somewhere on the internet, pets are the new kids and plants are the new pets. Using the transitive property, we can deduce that plants are in fact the new kids. This probably isn’t news to you. Either you or someone you know probably pampers their plants extravagantly and cherishes them as they would a child (at minimum). Here at Off the Wagon, we fully support plant love, and we’re rooting for plant moms and plant dads everywhere!
If you’re looking for a gift for a plant lover in your life (even if it's you), we’ve got you covered. Of course, you could always just buy them another plant, but it's fun to have accessories too! We’re big fans of accessories, especially if they’re a bit weird (or more than a bit) and good at making people laugh. Just for you, we’ve picked out 6 gifts we think check all these boxes! Check them out:
An adorable little tube of chapstick with cactus hair and a charming smile. What’s not to love? With this chapstick, your lips will be nice and soft when you go around kissing your plants one by one. Plus, when else are you going to get to rub a cactus all around your lips without painful repercussions?
This mug is covered with illustrations of plants, but not nice plants like daisies and junipers. Instead, you’ve got a “Sticky Willy,” a “Sausage Tree,” “The Family Jewels Milkweed,” and more in the same vein. If you’re lost, just ask your mom about the birds and the bees.
Sure, you can just water your plants with a cup or a watering can or whatever. You know, if you wanna be boring. But if you wanna get a little weird and water your plants with style, why not give this guy a little bit of fuel (aka water) and he’ll pee your plants for you!
Perfect for sliding around your house (unless it’s all carpeted) to water your plants while singing along to your plant themed playlist. They also work for more mundane things like wearing with shoes, if that's more up your alley.
You know what goes well with real plants? Plush plants. It’s like adding to your plant collection without adding any more care-taking work. Plus, look at this tree’s little smile! Adorable, right? Bonus points if you have a real bonsai tree so you can pair the two!
Stick one of these on a planter, watering can, or your plant notes journal. If you like this sticker, also check out the pot head sticker, mush love sticker, and the cultivate joy sticker by the same folks!
If you want to browse more plant gifts, check out the entire “Crazy Plant Lady Gift” collection on our website. If you want to check out all our weird gifts, gags, games, candy, and more, you can see our entire catalog.