Here at Off the Wagon, we like really dumb stuff. In fact, it’s kind of our specialty! After all, there are a lot of times in life when a little laughter can make the world seem like a nicer place to live. Sorry if we’re getting too philosophical here (we’re really not qualified for all that), we just like funny stuff. Seriously, giving someone you love (or even just like) a weird pack of gum or a goofy rubber chicken is such an easy and effective way to brighten up their day! Plus, it can be super cheap too! So weather your shopping for a birthday, holiday, or just to be nice, here are 7 fantastically hilarious gifts we think you’ll love:
We’re sure that anyone you give this to will deeply appreciate the ability to thoroughly clean Uranus with this specially designed soap. Frankly, it takes a lot of work to keep that big, round beauty sparkling clean. Uranus will thank you for the effort, too.
You might be thinking “this isn’t really a funny gift, it’s just a weird looking instrument.” Well, just wait till you hear someone try and play it! We give you full permission to laugh at them because it will sound pretty ridiculous. That doesn't mean it’s not super fun to try out though!
Not only is this squirrel wearing underpants, but it’s freshly washed, crisp and clean underpants! Someone even ironed out all the wrinkles. We also gave the squirrel a bath. All this combined is why the little critter smells so nice! Plus, they make a great road trip partner.
This gum will (probably) magically solve all your workplace drama and help you to get along perfectly with your coworkers. The chance is much higher if they like gum. And if you’re willing to share gum. Or just give it to them outright.
There's no shame in letting out a nice hearty toot when your body is asking for it. At least there shouldn’t be! We still wouldn’t recommend it at a job interview (unless your trying to work here) or a funeral, but in most situations we say let it rip!
Look at him - full of positivity and charm even in the face of imminent death (unless that's a much friendlier shark than it appears to be). If this little fella can stay positive, then so can you!
Ever wished you had a few more hands? Two isn’t really that many if you think about it. If you put a finger hand on each finger, you can easily get up to 12! But even one or two of these bad boys can go a long way.
Not quite satisfied with this list? You can browse our whole collection of weird and funny gifts here. We also sell games, toys, meditating Bigfoots, and so much more on our website. Check it out for yourself!