8 Funny and Unique Valentine’s Day Candies for 2022

On Valentine’s Day, we celebrate love! Everyone has their own little special ways they like to show their love, but on this holiday there is a common theme: Sugar! Sweets! Candy! After all, there is a reason lovebirds tell each other “you’re so sweet” and not “your so savory and salty.” That wouldn’t be that endearing. Well, maybe for some people, but that’s not the point. The point is that candy is awesome! Especially weird, off the beaten bath candies, are as fun to discover as they are to eat! ALSO, eating candy is a part of Valentine's Day that everyone can enjoy, whether you’re in a relationship, single, or part of some secret hermaphroditic alien race that’s hidden within the ranks of society! If you’re looking for weird and delicious candy for this Valentine’s Day, here is a list of some of our favorites:

Jelly Belly Rosé Jelly Beans

Rosé is pretty delicious every day of the year, but everyone knows that pink stuff just tastes better on Valentine’s Day! These Rosé flavored jelly beans are no exception!

Sour Pucker Lips

For a more sour option, we’ve got these sour pucker lips! They also make a delicious substitution for kisses if you’re wishing you had more of those in your life this Valentine’s Day.

Jelly Belly 10 Flavor Valentine’s Gift Box

With 10 different delicious flavors like red apple and strawberry cheesecake, everyone is bound to find something they absolutely adore in this jelly bean gift box!

Butthead Gum

The perfect candy gift for the beloved butthead in your life. Just because you love them doesn’t mean they don’t annoy the hell out of you every once and a while.

So Many Men, So Little Time Chocolates

All the hunky chocolate men you could ever want! The best part is if they start to be terrible and cram the patriarchy down your throat, you can just make them disappear (into your stomach).

Krispy Kreme Donuts Jelly Bean Mix Gift Box

Krispy Kreme Donut jelly beans have been some of our customer’s most loved candies for years, and this gift box gives you TONS of them, all nicely separated out into different flavors.

Champagne Jelly Beans bottle 1.5 oz

Celebrate your love with some champagne! If you wanna pop a bottle of Champagne, but would rather eat sweets than get tipsy, this bottle of Champagne flavored Jelly beans is perfect.

Wax Lips

Warm up your smoocher for the main event, take some ridiculous selfies, and then enjoy the chewy deliciousness! These wax lips can do it all!

Is your sweet tooth still begging for more? You can check out our entire candy collection here. If you want to browse all our Valentine’s Day products, including plush, cards, and more, you can see the collection here. And finally, if you want to browse everything we have to offer, all the weird gag gifts, fun games, and who knows what else, you can browse our entire catalog here. Happy Valentine’s Day!

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