9 Weird Candies for a Sweet Christmas 2022!

Deck the halls with lots of candy, fa la la la la-la la la la! Tis the season to eat candy, fa la la la la-la la la la! Eat we now our yummy candy, fa la la-la la la-la la la! Something, something, yule-tide CANDY, fa la la la la-la la la la!

Obviously, Christmas is already pretty sweet in the metaphorical sense, but why not make it sweet in the literal sense too? After all, the only thing better than opening presents is eating candy and opening presents at the same time (also going mini-golfing with Bigfoot, depending on the weather)! Candy also makes for great stocking stuffers & white elephant gifts. Check these candies out:

Lump of Coal Bubblegum Tin

There is nothing more reminiscent of Christmas than huge piles of coal under the tree. Oh wait, that’s just us? Well look at you, goody two shoes over here actually got presents. Well if you know anyone who was more non the naughty side, this candy will be sure to trigger some nostalgia!

Pop Rocks

These things are basically magical. Like, we know it’s some fancy science thing that makes them pop the way they do, but it might as well be magic because we don’t understand it. But they’re yummy and so much fun to put in your mouth!

Hot Dog Candy Canes 

Yum! If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “I wish I could munch a hot dog and eat candy canes at the same time,” now is your chance! You’ll be surprised at how much these actually taste like hot dogs!

Harry Potter Butterbeer Chewy Candies

Treat yourself to some delicious butterbeer candies! They’re flavored with the iconic butterscotch flavor of butterbeer from Harry Potter, and now you don’t even have to visit Hogsmead to get a glass!

Ask your doctor if shutting the f-ck up is right for you gum

A fun stocking stuffer for that uncle who talks way too much. Or makes a great gift for a family member you’ve spent all too much time with this holiday season!

Draft Beer Jelly Beans


A perfect stocking stuffer for any beer aficionados, or just a supper yummy treat you can eat in the mornings guilt free!

Poop Lollipops

Big poop shaped lollipops in three varieties: zombie poop, magical sparkle poop, and original poop! Plus, they’re not even made with real poop!

Beanboozled Naughty or Nice

This box of jelly beans is filled with yummy Christmas flavors, but also some nasty ones! Take turns with friends or family trying different flavors and see if you’re lucky enough to avoid the gross ones!

Ketchup Candy In a Tin


Ketchup is pretty much the perfect flavor - it goes with everything! With these ketchup candies, you can finally have ketchup for dessert! Well, I guess you could have before this, but not it just makes more sense.

Want more candy, check out our entire candy collection! Or browse our entire catalog for gifts, games, gags, and more! Have a very Merry Christmas everyone!

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