Poop is gross. That’s just the way it is, and it’s not going to change any time soon. The flip side of that coin, however, is that poop is funny - hilarious even! Making poop jokes might seem juvenile, but you know they still make you laugh! And there is nothing wrong with having a good time, even if that includes poop jokes. Especially if that includes poop jokes. When it comes to ridiculous poop stuff, we’ve got a whole arsenal to choose from. Just for you, we’ve picked out 10 of our favorite poo gifts and gags! Check them out:
You’re number two pen! Want to guarantee no one will ever take your pen? Or shake your hand? Or come within arm’s length of you? Use a poo pen! For bonus points, pull it out after taking a trip to the bathroom!
This book has a page for every kind of poop you’ll ever encounter, including Deja Poo, the Monster Poo, and more! With helpful descriptions, fun facts, illustrations, and advice from Dr. Stool himself, you’ll have everything you need to become a poo expert!
For those extra stinky poops, you need extra strength poo-pourri! With two varieties to choose from (Poo-tonioum and Heavy Doody) you even have different scent options! Never suffer the scent of those super stinkers again!
Taking a dump can be a very relaxing and pleasant experience, but if you’re using a public toilet it’s incredibly unlikely you’ll feel this way. This public toilet survival kit isn’t the perfect solution (which would be to just poop at home), but it will make the whole situation a LOT better.
For whatever reason, people don’t want dog poop all over their yards and the sidewalk. So instead dog owners just pick it up. Like with their hands. Sure, there is usually a plastic bag involved, but still, hand sanitizer is probably a wise choice.
This air freshener magically copies the smell of your poop, so you’d better not be lying or it will become blatantly obvious to anyone who gets in your car.
Sometimes you wish you could just take a poop to de-stress, but there's just no fuel in the tank. The poo stressball is a good #2 choice for this exact situation!
Three flavors of deliciously sugary poop (shaped lollipops)! Emoji poop, zombie poop, and magical poop! Choose your favorite, or get one of each for a poop tasting party!
Why did the cop sit on the toilet? To do his duty. 100 poo shaped cards with poo jokes on them! It’s hard to beat that level of entertainment!
Three simple, poop themed card games in one box! Play “Go scoop” instead of go fish, or play the more original matching game “Scoop the poop.” Either way you’ll have lots of laughs and fun!
These gifts weren't crappy enough for you? Don’t worry, we have a whole poop, farts, and underwear collection on our website! Want some less nasty (but just as funny) gifts and gags? Check out our whole catalogue!