Our Weirdest and Funniest Candy

Here at Off The Wagon, we’ve got tons of weird and funny candy. Weather you’re looking to satisfy your sweet tooth, or you want to give someone a silly gift, we’ve got you covered. Check out some of our favorite and best selling candy:

Wacky Gum 

Cat Butt Gum, Ha Ha Ha Whoops I Peed Gum, Instant Irish Accent Gum, Get Along With Your Co-workers Gum


We’ve got a whole bunch of weird and funny gum (but they don’t taste weird or funny, don’t worry) like these ones. They are perfect for an inexpensive gift that will make someone laugh, or you can get some for yourself if you want to spice things up! Cat Butt gum is especially good for when people ask you for gum - you’ll make them think twice about asking you again. Check out all our gums here!

Pancakes & Maple Syrup Jelly Beans


There's nothing quite like having dessert and breakfast at the same time, and these Jelly Beans give you both in one convenient package! Pancakes might seem like an odd flavor for jelly beans, but once you try one of these, all reservations will go out the window - they’re delicious!

Sour Pickle Balls


Do you like sour candies? What about pickles? Have you ever tried both at the same time? Well, now you can with these sour pickle balls! If these sound amazing, get yourself some! If not, they’re a perfect gag gift for someone you know that loves pickles.

Real Crickets: Bacon & Cheese Flavored


Real crickets means real crickets. Like the bug. They’re crunch, and full of protein. Bacon & cheese is our best selling flavor, but we’re not sure if that’s because people actually like eating them or what. We’ve also got sour cream & onion flavored crickets and salt & vinegar crickets if those sound tastier.

Lil’ Nitro: World’s Hottest Gummy Bear


This little gummy bear will punch you right in the face - it’s that spicy and aggressive! But seriously, this gummy bear is not for the faint of heart. It is 900 times hotter than a Jalapeno pepper (putting it around 9,000,000 Scoville units!). Eat it yourself if you're daring, or If you want to be mean (and we mean like REALLY REALLY mean) you could mix this in with other gummy bears and give it to someone.

Giant Gummy Peppers: Jalapeno, Habanero, and Ghost Pepper


For more spicy candy goodness, try these gummy peppers. Unlike the Lil’ Nitro, these gummies are made with real peppers. Each one is about as spicy as the real thing - so the ghost pepper gummy is quite hot!

Boogers in a Box


A box full of boogers! Well, not actually boogers, but you might be able to convince some folks they're real. They’re gummy and green and gooey and gross, all the qualities essential to a good booger.

Scorpion Sucker


This is not your average lollipop; it’s got a little more crunch than normal. This is probably not one you want to get for yourself (although no judgment if it is), but this scorpion sucker makes a great gag gift! Just imagine: “Hey, you want a sucker?” “Yeah, wow, that's so nice of you!” “Here you go!” “What the….”

Man Eater Shark Bait Candy


A shark-shaped tin full of little candies shaped like gnawed off hands and feet. Simple, yummy, weird, and funny. Everything we like! Candies are sour orange flavor.

Fried Chicken Candy


Fried chicken candy in a wacky little tin! If the Pancake Jelly Beans were breakfast and dessert, then these are dinner and dessert! Honestly, why not just eat every meal in dessert form?

Crab Flavored Candy


If you’re more of a seafood person than a chicken person, don’t worry we’ve got you covered. Who needs crab cakes when you can have crab candies?

If you want to see our entire candy collection, you can find it here. If you want to look at toys, games, gag gifts, and more, check out our entire catalogue!

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