Say goodbye to your typical to-do lists and hello to the ultimate do NOT want to do list, inspired by everyone’s favorite chaotic trash goblin: the opossum. With 50 pages of things you’d rather not deal with (but probably have to anyway), this pad perfectly captures that “playing dead sounds easier” vibe we all feel sometimes.

Whether it’s paying bills, doing laundry, or talking to other humans, this list is here to help you grumpily organize your life while fully embracing your inner drama possum. Bonus: scribbling angrily on this cute yet mildly unhinged notepad is surprisingly therapeutic. Perfect for procrastinators, opossum enthusiasts, and anyone who thrives on spite-powered productivity.

Made of recycled paper, 4x6". Made in the USA