Finally — FINALLY — a holiday treat that answers the age-old question: “What if Christmas tasted a little more… possum-y?” Introducing Possum Flavored Candy Canes, the festive confection no one asked for, yet everyone weirdly needs in their stocking.

These candy canes boast a flavor profile that can only be described as “rustic roadside charm” mixed with “mysterious woodland undertones.” They look perfectly normal—classic red and white stripes—but don’t be fooled. One lick and you’re transported straight to a moonlit backwoods adventure featuring a very confused possum and maybe a garbage can or two.

Perfect for pranksters, lovers of all things bizarre, or that one cousin who says they’ll eat anything. Slip one into a stocking, hand one to a friend, or leave a few out for Santa if you want to see him question every life choice he’s ever made.

Includes 6 Candy Canes, each 5.25 inches tall. "Porky" flavor.