Emotional Support Bandages
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This set of 24 hilarious bandages is here to help you patch things up… physically and emotionally. Whether you’ve got a tiny scrape or a full-blown “my ego just got absolutely wrecked” situation, these bandages get it.
Each one comes printed with painfully relatable phrases like:
- “It’s fine, I’m fine, Everything is fine.” (clearly not fine)
- “It could probably get worse.” (comforting?? questionable.)
- “I just need a hug.” (same)
- “The only thing that hurts is my Eago.” (spelling intentional, pain real)
- “Handle with Care, I’m Breakable.” (aren’t we all)
- “I only cried a little.” (define “a little”)
They’re not just funny—they’re actually legit bandages too:
- Water resistant (tears not included, unfortunately)
- Latex free & hypoallergenic (because your skin deserves better, even if your life choices don’t)
And it all comes packed in a reusable tin that says:
“Emotional Support Bandages, for when you hurt the most”—which honestly feels a little too accurate.