Finally, a chocolate bar that doubles as both a dessert and a life choice you’ll regret. The Flaming Anus Chocolate Bar combines silky milk chocolate with the Carolina Reaper—the world’s sassiest pepper, clocking in at a scorching 2.2 million Scoville units of pure pain.
It starts sweet… then sucker-punches your taste buds, melts your dignity, and eventually makes its grand fiery exit out the back door (hence the name). Basically, it’s less of a snack and more of an endurance sport.
WARNING: This bar is for brave adults only. Keep it away from children, pets, and anyone who cries when they eat Taco Bell mild sauce.
Perfect for spice fanatics, prank wars, or anyone who has ever said the phrase “pfft, I can handle hot stuff” right before instantly regretting their entire existence.
Eat responsibly—or don’t, and let the Flaming Anus claim its next victim.
