G.O.A.T. Trophy – Greatest of All Time
Finally, the recognition you (or your questionable friend) deserve. This shiny gold trophy features an actual goat—because nothing says “legendary” like livestock in metallic glory. The plaque reads The G.O.A.T. so there’s no mistaking the honor bestowed.
At about 4.7 inches tall (12 cm), it’s the perfect size to display on a desk, shelf, or shrine to your own greatness. Comes boxed and ready to gift—whether it’s for an athlete, a coworker, or the family member who insists they make the best chili.
Perfect for: bragging rights, gag gifts, and anyone who takes “greatest of all time” way too seriously.
